Launch desk
Open a market
One transaction. A B-20 with no admin, a Uniswap V4 pool quoted in a real asset, and liquidity nobody can pull. The only thing you have to bring is the joke.
Identity
Name it like a headline, not a whitepaper.
Artwork
A square image, 2 MB or less. It is stored as-is and becomes the token's ERC-7572 metadata, so wallets and explorers show what you upload.
Square works best — it is shown as a circle in most places. PNG, JPEG, WebP, GIF or SVG.
Reserve asset
This is the whole point. Pick what your coin is priced in and, eventually, backed by.